{"id":174,"date":"2017-05-14T18:03:21","date_gmt":"2017-05-14T18:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/?post_type=jetpack-portfolio&#038;p=174"},"modified":"2017-05-15T10:59:57","modified_gmt":"2017-05-15T10:59:57","slug":"sabsenter","status":"publish","type":"jetpack-portfolio","link":"http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/?portfolio=sabsenter","title":{"rendered":"S&rsquo;absenter"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_225\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-225\" style=\"width: 1270px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-225\" src=\"http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1270\" height=\"825\" srcset=\"http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter.jpg 1270w, http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter-150x97.jpg 150w, http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter-300x195.jpg 300w, http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter-768x499.jpg 768w, http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter-1024x665.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter-880x572.jpg 880w, http:\/\/unevacillantemenagerie.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/sabsenter-220x143.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1270px) 100vw, 1270px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-225\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Manoeuvre et enregistrement sonore, Aix-en-Provence<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>C\u2019\u00e9tait jour de dipl\u00f4me, et tout \u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu. La date, l\u2019heure, le nombre de minutes accord\u00e9es \u00e0 chaque candidat. Le jury \u00e9tait pr\u00eat \u00e0 affronter trois jours d\u2019\u00e9valuations fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiques. Emilie Marchand \u00e9tait la derni\u00e8re au programme. \u00c0 l\u2019heure dite, on alla \u00e0 sa rencontre. \u00c0 l\u2019arriv\u00e9e du comit\u00e9, v\u00eatue de son typique manteau rouge, l\u2019impertinente se trouvait de dos et ne daigna pas bouger d\u2019un poil. Cinq chaises ainsi qu\u2019un haut-parleur plac\u00e9s derri\u00e8re elle invitait les membres du jury \u00e0 s\u2019asseoir et \u00e9couter. \u00c9couter cette voix (la sienne) qui d\u00e9filait. Le tableau \u00e9tait \u00e9trange. On aurait presque dit qu\u2019elle s\u2019\u00e9tait d\u00e9doubl\u00e9e. La voix amor\u00e7a sa tirade, animant joyeusement les lieux et faisant, par moments, quelques jeux d\u2019esprit qui firent rire l\u2019auditoire. Cinq&#8230; dix&#8230; quinze minutes s\u2019\u00e9coul\u00e8rent ainsi. Puis un t\u00e9l\u00e9phone sonna au moment le moins opportun. Fatalit\u00e9! Mais fallait-il s\u2019en \u00e9tonner ? D\u2019un geste pr\u00e9cis Emilie saisit l\u2019appareil qui se trouvait dans sa poche, se retourna et r\u00e9pondit: \u00abBonjour&#8230;\u00bb. Le jury comprit alors qu\u2019il ne s\u2019agissait pas de la v\u00e9ritable int\u00e9ress\u00e9e. Le double poursuivit en r\u00e9p\u00e9tant ce qu\u2019on lui dictait au bout du fil: \u00ab(&#8230;) S\u2019absenter c\u2019est un jeu, fait de mises en sc\u00e8ne, de secrets et de petites manigances. C\u2019est un th\u00e9\u00e2tre des illusions, en somme! (&#8230;) \u00bb. Trecy Alfonso, la complice, retira sa perruque et rappela que les vingt minutes pr\u00e9vues \u00e0 l\u2019exercice \u00e9taient d\u00e9sormais \u00e9coul\u00e9es. Le jury repartit. Emilie Marchand n\u2019apparut jamais ce jour-l\u00e0, mais quelques minutes apr\u00e8s les \u00e9v\u00e8nements tous les membres du comit\u00e9 d\u2019\u00e9valuation re\u00e7urent ce message sur leur t\u00e9l\u00e9phone portable: \u00ab <em>S\u2019absenter<\/em> a \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9alis\u00e9 gr\u00e2ce et malgr\u00e9 les ondes embrouill\u00e9es entre le Danemark et la France.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019\u00e9tait jour de dipl\u00f4me, et tout \u00e9tait pr\u00e9vu. La date, l\u2019heure, le nombre de minutes accord\u00e9es \u00e0 chaque candidat. Le jury \u00e9tait pr\u00eat \u00e0 affronter trois jours d\u2019\u00e9valuations fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiques. 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